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Monday, January 26th, 2004

Time:9:41 pm.
i dumped him because he was a jewish, not cause he was crippled. ugh!

and so what if the xtina looks like a failed genetic crossbreed between april lavigne and gwen stefani? it's so totally totally.
Comments: 19 losers - speak or something.

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2002

Time:8:14 pm.
My car is 16 - 30% dependable.

Who do I think I am fooling? Sure, it cost a whole lot, but I am a complete dumbass so I can't drive for shit anyway. I will probably have a cocktail too many at my firm's Christmas party and total the damn thing. Not very dependable, but it doesn't matter, because I'll just buy another one as soon as it gets a scratch or the new model comes out. Too bad money can't buy me cool.

Take the Dependable Transportation Test!click here

ugh, at least the color matches my lipstick and nail laquer color.
Comments: 24 losers - speak or something.

Time:7:17 pm.
ew, life is so unfair sometimes.

goddamn catholics, jews, and agnostics. WASP forever.
Comments: 5 losers - speak or something.

Sunday, November 4th, 2001

Time:7:54 pm.
Mood: annoyed.
i think the maid who works thursdays & fridays is getting breast cancer or something. isn't that so gross? i feel so bad for her tits. and especially the fact that she's conceived about ten children. i'm sorry, but the only people i want sucking on my nipple are the guys who work at the truck place downtown. anyhoo, daddy's considering firing her because she's late to work every single day because she has to drop all her kids off at school every morning. that and the bustop is a mere 5 miles from our estate. i think that's so bullshit. maybe if the old bitch could afford some sort of generic contraceptive she would have 7 kids instead of 10 and could actually get to work on time. the nerve.
Comments: 25 losers - speak or something.

Subject:luke perry was a nazi
Time:12:21 am.
Mood: accomplished.
like god. this girl is so? digestive? you know, the anonnonym of that

well anyhooooo, it's been so long since i've updated since my parents threw me in jail or something. it was so gross. like, i'm not even unruly or anything and they decide to do like that to like their own daughter? and to top it off my english teacher wouldn't accept my romeo and juliet essay 2 months late. i was incarcerated, c'mon now! and i did a really cool job comparing the montesquieu and capulet families. what a waste of my time.

but what i'm really here to talk about is education. it's so useless. and i mean, whoever came up with the concept of livejournal had to be a high school dropout geek anyhow ;). people, you don't even need anything beyonnnnnddd high school to make a lot of money! there are a lot of professional BDSM strippers i know that make 500$ to step on, like, someone's face. duh, you don't need math or something to measure out the length of a stiletto heal. and the best example of like, not needing education is the cast of 90210. they're sooo talented and pretty, plus they're all white. want to know why most of them are white? because all the minorities are like in college or something. i would really hate to be a minority and stuck in such a awful place like that. but it would be really mad to be a minority on the smallscreen. i mean, look at margeret cho. she was like a drop-out at 16 or something? and her lame show got cancelled a long time ago. i forgot what it was called, "all american-FOB?" something like that. i forgot the point of this, but that's not important. i need my fix.
Comments: 16 losers - speak or something.

Sunday, July 29th, 2001

Time:2:51 pm.
Mood: bouncy.
Okie, so I'm gonna have a little go at this livejournal type thing. I've seen a lot of the paid accounts! Omg I want a paid account so bad. So I asked my dad if he would buy me an account or two or three, then the bastard told me I don't even know a thing about web design and stuff like that. Like, Cha...whatever. I could just hire someone to design it for me. Or like, buy out livejournal entirely! Yah.

So today I Hung out w/ Armando. Everyone thinks he's my boyfriend, even though he's really a woman! Like, whatever. Armando tells me that she/he has some sort of problem with her estrogen stuff and all of that medical stuff, you know. But it doesn't matter because she/he's fucking rich! We could go on a cruise together or something!

I did some more crack today too! Like, I Know. I should really find an outfit to wear when i do lines. I'm thinking something along the lines of a baby-powder white dress I saw at Bebe. Yah.
Comments: 5 losers - speak or something.

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